Annoying

It all started when it was 10:00 in the morning in the summer.
" RING RING RING RING" "UGHHHHHH someone get the phone ughhhhh come on this is the morning, IN SUMMER" "R I N G" "OK IM UP!" " I hate this morning the phone has to ring! and its the morning ". I ran down stairs and then grasped the phone "Hello?!" "Brandon can you help me with my computer it is infected with worms and viruses and it says like ughhh its very dangerous" "Right now?!" (my head was beating as fast as a eruption of fire) "I will be on my way but i got to go to sleep its my SLEEP-A-LONG-TIME-DAY i yelled "OK FINE BUT BRANDON GET OVER TO MY HOUSE this is critical thing what ever that means" I was laughing so hard that i was in pain around my stomach "K bye" Moments after i dashed and scrambled up the road and to my cousins . " WHAT do you need helpp with TRAM? (TR-UGH-MMMM)" "Brandon look at my computer, does it look like my computer look infected what? OH WOW WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING?! UGHHH i dont know she said sarcastically i may have downloaded Zango and POKEDJA "WHAT? THAT IS ONE OF THE DEALEYEST WAY TO GET YOUR COMPUTER INFECTED BYE NOW YOUR COMPUTER IS INFECTED OVER 1000 VIRUSES WORMS TROJAINS KEY LOGGERS AND MORE AND I WANDER WHY YOU ARE RELATED TO ME"