exaggeration+poem+23

My dog is very stupid The stupidest of all My dog is very stupid Because he is not even tall

My dog does not fetch I do not know why He is almost def And he is fully blind

When I call him He does not come My dog is very stupid I think he is a bum

If you throw a ball he will not fetch And my dogs brain is the size of a pea He pooped in the house yesterday My dog will even eat a bumble bee

Even though my dog is very stupid I love him very much Because of his black eyes And he will not through a punch