Homeless+23

Tap, tap, tap, tap. Here we go again walking in circles looking for money with people staring at Matt. But once Matt can't find anything or people are not generous enough to give Matt money he always half to just eat out of the dumpster at Al's Pizza Place. Even though cold left over pizza might sound good but when you just eat half the slice and peoples spit is all over it the pizza it is not as appetizing. Do you want to know how Matt got this way. It all started in elementary school he was in 1st grade walking to school in Los Angeles when Matt saw this thing on the ground it looked like a really fat stick that was shaped funny so he piked it up and decided to show it for show and tell. Matt got to school but saw he was late so he got a tardy slip then got to class they were learning math Matt thought his teacher would not notice but she must have eyes in the back of her head or something because once Matt was about to sit down she said "Matt! Where have you been it's 10:00 you were spoused to be here an hour ago." "Sorry Mrs.Blartty I was just getting my show and tell project speaking of show and tell projects can I go last mine is really good I just found it on the street isn't that funny." Matt said "No... Yes... I don't know just sit down." Mrs.Blartty said After math, reading, writing, and science it was 3:00, "show and tell time!" Matt thought he was right the second he thought that Mrs.Blartty said "O.K. Kids time for show and tell." Right after Bobby, Jimmy, Keary, Cristen, Max, Abby, Jennifer, and Amy it was finally Matt's tern he covered up the fat stick with a napkin and Matt said "this will be about the best thing you will ever see in your life." So he uncovered the the big stick and said "TaDa!" But instead of Mrs.Blartty clapping all she did was stand there with her mouth open. After about 2 minutes she finally said something "Matt whatever you do don't pull that thing that looks like a C don't point it at anyone ether". "So I should not go like this" Matt said in a giggly voice wile I pointed the stick at her. "Yes like that" Mrs.Blartty said in a nervous voice. Sounding like he was about to tell a joke Matt said "and I should not pull this thing that looks like a C like this..." BOOM! "Mrs.Blartty?" he asked. But she just lade on the ground with her eyes open like she was stunned by a stun gun. "Ewww whats that red goo coming out of Mrs.Blartty?" Amy asked Then the principal Mrs.Baker and yelled "that... that... little kid has a gun! Oh my gosh guys I know what that bang was one of Mrs.Blartty's students just shot Mrs.Blartty in the heart! Call the police, call social services, call every one!" After all the misunderstanding they finely let us go but after an hour LAN called. Matt could not believe it the Los Angeles News called him and his family and wanted to interview us. At 7:00 they at the building but it did not go so well because the reporters were pressuring me so much that they made him say to his parents "you guys made me do it." And what was even worse was that there was a judge in the room so the jury decided to make Matt and his family pay $500,000! Since they said they did not have the money they made them sell their house and we had to be homeless with no money at all. So now here he is walking around homeless Matt's parents died a long time ago but that is a different story. After 1week someone was kind enough to give Matt $1.00. "Here you weirdo heres a dollar." A guy in a truck said But in Matt's mind it was like this. "Hi you look hungry here is a dollar go get a double cheese quarter pounder at burger king." Said the guy in the truck. "Thank you so much sir." Matt said. But at Burger King instead of getting a burger Matt got a lottery ticket. The man at the counter said "they will be calling the numbers in 30 seconds, you got the ticket just in time for the jackpot that got all the way up to $999,999,999,999,999,999.99." "Wow thats more then I have seen in... well never." "Well there has been no one who has gotten the jackpot yet so I will give you double jackpot at no charge because you have been so nice" The guy at the counter said. "Thank you sir" Matt said. After that, the TV at Burger King came on and the man on the screen said "The lottery numbers for the jackpot are 31,29,15,1,10,6,3,4,2,and 17." Could it be could Matt actually won the jackpot. "And remember if you win come to the studio and claim your prize." The man on the TV interrupted. So then once Matt got his money for some reason no one ever stared at Matt again instead he made a lot of friends, got a wife and kids, and even got fancy food.