Exaggeration+poem+1

My dog is the best

My dog is the best Mugsy is like a ninja he can catch any fly and even the fastest small fish Mugsy is one of the best guard dogs in the universe Mugsy can whoop any house cat Mugsy can kill a full sized man with an opening of his mouth My dog dreams of ruling the world and making me his servant Mugsy would love to eat all the chubby people in the world But if we did not get him he wouldn't be all those things.